K-Fed's got an album out. Start queuing up boys and girls. Its gonna go triple titanium.

From ... http://demography.anu.edu.au/G&SH/reports/Vietnam-1.pdf

'Regarding penile implants and inserts, throughout the course of the study the research team found that these objects were fairly simple; among them ball bearings weres most popular'

Under the heading 'Balls'
'This is a basic practice whereby balls are inserted under the penis skin. The practice is prevalent because the techniques are less complicated and produce less pain. Respondents have to rub and massage the balls to make them smooth before being implanted. The wound produced by the penis cut requires a relatively short time (about six days) to heal.'

butt ever. i dont see you often, but the past few times i have seen you, you look gorgeous.

im all healed up from paint ball.

saw adi last night at mega, and hes engaged. hahhaha good on him. met his fiance and she seems nice. however only spoke to her for a couple of seconds. nonetheless im happy for the guy. congrats mate

Last Fridays conception day was pretty good. Just most of the mac guys who go to mac, and a full day of drinking. Spoke to some of the boys and gals the a couple of days earlier, and they said they were coming at 7am.

What the..? Thats crazy, to be downing booze at that house. I got into uni at like 1130, started with good ol vodka. Loving it. Got in, saw Tom, Kate, Barnes, Hannes, Chris, Bretts, Bib, Nicky, Gwen, Mike, Vanessa, Adi and prolly more. Aint see Adi in so bloody long. Think it was since school, so it was definitely nice to catch up with him.

Nothing much has since happened. Working a few days this week. Hoping for some sort of Oktoberfest celebrations this weekend. Kinda missing out tonight since i got work tommorow. Sorry boys. Also gotta find something with the long weekend. Itll be sweeeeet.

San Migwell, get your Jay tickets mate. Dont think theyve sold out yet though.

Ok so i now remember who else i saw yesterday. Hank!

Today was very action packed. Bumped into the following people, Hole, Hannes, jb, Bretts, Tommo, George, KITTY (arts bro). Probably more but my day is so action packed i forgot.

They all tried to convince me to hit up conceppppppo friday. Might, depends on the weather.

omg, this line is lyrically a killah...

"i like that hourglass shape, you got up on that frame"

Bumped into a few people. Honky and the dutty Columbian. But for some reason i think ive left someone out.

Random asian guy got bored of economics, so he pulled out nail clippers and started his thang. Random? Fuck yeh, its also pretty gross to be doing this during class. Id be cut if i was the lecturer. Lucky he couldnt see it.

Finals are all coming up. Looking forward to seeing out the Storm taking out the dogs in the finals. That is my precise and accurate forcast anyways.

Had two terrible accounting exams yesterday. Only found out about one of them about 12 hours earlier, but bloody hell. Definitely failed them. Oh well, lesson learnt and its a sign to bloody nerd it.

Lozs last night. Pretty good to see everyone again. Didnt have much expectations so it was a pretty good night out. Melv, Jack and Cindy kinda didnt show. But we represented them on their behalf. The things we do for our mates. Nonetheless had some pretty decent conversations, had some pretty good booze (hands down) and met some pretty random people. Photos were taken, but most were crap. Might upload them one day.

I guess the only way to go into parties, is to expect a completely shithouse party. So unless the party is completely shithouse, itll end up beating your expectations.

I recall something happened back then... 2004 Sem 2 or 2005 Sem 1. I didnt know what to do. People passing away isnt exactly one of my fortes, and they didnt teach us how to deal with these things back at school. I guess its never exactly happened to anyone i know, but what exactly do you say to a friend who its happening to?

I took the easy way out (no surprise), just avoided the guy. Didnt give them the whole cliche about "i know how you feel", "if you need to talk, call me". I mean i guess, thats what you should be saying right? I mean in all of them hollywood movies, thats how the line goes during the scene.

Someone school me.

Sad to see you go. Great Aussie icon who persuaded everyone that Australians talk like that.

Cause you a beauty queen.

Heard the leak of Justin's album and its pretty good. Very Prince like. Nothing much happening, nothing much to say. Snow was good. Snowboarding, hard to learn. Nonetheless a fun weekend away.

See everyone Saturday week.